Collection: Towels that Talk
Towels with Attitude – Sass, Snark & Stitching
Dry your hands, not your personality. These embroidered hand towels are bringing the heat—whether it’s sassy comebacks, cult classic quotes, gamer chaos, or geeky greatness. Perfect for kitchens, bathrooms, or anywhere you need a pop of sarcasm and style. High-quality white cotton? Check. Designs that speak your language? Double check.
Cute is optional. Bold is guaranteed.
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Darling, just f***ing own it Hand Towel
Regular price $12.00 USDRegular priceSale price $12.00 USD -
Dice Giveth and Taketh Hand Towel
Regular price $14.00 USDRegular priceSale price $14.00 USD -
Flamingo Hand Towel
Regular price $14.00 USDRegular priceSale price $14.00 USD -
Blessed are the Weird Hand Towel
Regular price $22.00 USDRegular priceSale price $22.00 USD -
Cthulhu Hand Towel
Regular price $24.00 USDRegular priceSale price $24.00 USD -
Crack Home Hand Towel
Regular price $22.00 USDRegular priceSale price $22.00 USD -
Alien Butt Stuff Hand Towel
Regular price $24.00 USDRegular priceSale price $24.00 USD -
Whatever Just Wash Your Hands Towel – Snarky Mythical Bathroom Humor
Regular price $14.00 USDRegular priceSale price $14.00 USD -
Shut Your Cakehole Supernatural Hand Towel
Regular price $14.00 USDRegular priceSale price $14.00 USD -
So Many Village Idiots Hand Towel
Regular price $12.00 USDRegular priceSale price $12.00 USD -
Stay Classy Kitty Cat Hand Towel
Regular price $14.00 USDRegular priceSale price $14.00 USD -
Whatever Witch & Wizard Hand Towel
Regular price $17.00 USDRegular priceSale price $17.00 USD -
Plague Doctor Wash Your Hands Hand Towel
Regular price $17.00 USDRegular priceSale price $17.00 USD -
Would Poop Here Again Hand Towel
Regular price $14.00 USDRegular priceSale price $14.00 USD -
Amanda Gorman Hand Towel
Regular price $12.00 USDRegular priceSale price $12.00 USD -
Get Naked Hand Towel
Regular price $16.00 USDRegular priceSale price $16.00 USD