Collection: Towels that Talk - Embroidered Hand Towels
Towels with Attitude – Sass, Snark & Stitching
Dry your hands, not your personality. These embroidered hand towels are bringing the heat—whether it’s sassy comebacks, cult classic quotes, gamer chaos, or geeky greatness. Perfect for kitchens, bathrooms, or anywhere you need a pop of sarcasm and style. High-quality white cotton? Check. Designs that speak your language? Double check.
Cute is optional. Bold is guaranteed.
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When the DM Smiles Towel – Roll Initiative for Clean Counters
Regular price $14.00 USDRegular priceSale price $14.00 USD -
Maleficent Dark Fairy Crow Staff – Gothic Hand Towel
Regular price $14.00 USDRegular priceSale price $14.00 USD -
Darling, just f***ing own it Hand Towel
Regular price $12.00 USDRegular priceSale price $12.00 USD -
Dice Giveth and Taketh Hand Towel
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
Regular price $14.00 USDRegular priceSale price $14.00 USD -
Flamingo Hand Towel
Regular price $14.00 USDRegular priceSale price $14.00 USD -
Blessed are the Weird Hand Towel
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
Regular price $22.00 USDRegular priceSale price $22.00 USD -
Cthulhu Hand Towel
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
Regular price $24.00 USDRegular priceSale price $24.00 USD -
Crack Home Hand Towel
Regular price $22.00 USDRegular priceSale price $22.00 USD -
Alien Butt Stuff Hand Towel
Regular price $24.00 USDRegular priceSale price $24.00 USD -
Whatever Just Wash Your Hands Towel – Snarky Mythical Bathroom Humor
Regular price $14.00 USDRegular priceSale price $14.00 USD -
Shut Your Cakehole Supernatural Hand Towel
Regular price $14.00 USDRegular priceSale price $14.00 USD -
So Many Village Idiots Hand Towel
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
Regular price $12.00 USDRegular priceSale price $12.00 USD -
Stay Classy Kitty Cat Hand Towel
Regular price $14.00 USDRegular priceSale price $14.00 USD -
Whatever Witch & Wizard Hand Towel
Regular price $17.00 USDRegular priceSale price $17.00 USD -
Plague Doctor Wash Your Hands Hand Towel
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
Regular price $17.00 USDRegular priceSale price $17.00 USD -
Would Poop Here Again Hand Towel
Regular price $15.00 USDRegular priceSale price $15.00 USD -
Amanda Gorman Hand Towel
Regular price $12.00 USDRegular priceSale price $12.00 USD -
Funny Bathroom Hand Towel - "Get Naked Just Kidding This is a Half Bath"
Regular price $16.00 USDRegular priceSale price $16.00 USD -
In Death there is Truth Skull Hand Towel
Regular price $14.00 USDRegular priceSale price $14.00 USD -
I Googled My Symptoms Hand Towel
Regular price $15.00 USDRegular priceSale price $15.00 USD -
Ew Dishes Hand Towel
Regular price $14.00 USDRegular priceSale price $14.00 USD -
Bloody Hand - Hand Towel
Regular price $12.00 USDRegular priceSale price $12.00 USD -
Don't F*** with my Serenity Hand Towel
Regular price $24.00 USDRegular priceSale price $24.00 USD -
Eiffel Tower with Flowers Hand Towel
Regular price $12.00 USDRegular priceSale price $12.00 USD


















