Your countertops just failed their Perception check. This mischievous towel brings boss-fight energy to every spill—because when the DM flashes that grin, you’re about to roll for cleanup. Critical style, chaotic good vibes.
Loot Options for Your Lair: • Flour Sack – 28” x 29”: light, crisp, crits on drying • Waffle Weave – 15” x 26”: textured and stealths on spills • Terrycloth – 16” x 30”: soft, absorbent, resists boss fights
Table Rules & Care: • Other colors available—guild themes welcome • Sizes approximate; dice rolls may vary • Wash before use for full buff power • Polyester thread resists spills, spells, and sass • Handmade to order; each is uniquely on-theme • Customizations may have an additional charge
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