Funny Bathroom Hand Towel - "Get Naked Just Kidding This is a Half Bath"

This towel is judging your life choices.

If you've ever had a guest make things weird in your tiny bathroom, this is the hand towel for you. Designed for the half bath or powder room that needs clear, sassy boundaries, this towel ensures your guests know exactly what kind of nudity is *not* permitted. It's the perfect humorous accessory to ensure your house rules are observed.

Half-Bath Protocol Specs:
• Flour Sack – 28” x 29”: light, crisp, and ready for guests
• Waffle Weave – 15” x 26”: textured and highly absorbent
• Terrycloth – 16” x 30”: soft, absorbent, and judgment-free

Rules Enforcement Notice:
• Other towel colors available—requests welcome (just like rule breakers)
• Sizes are approximate (like the amount of time you spend in there)
• Wash before use (no one wants to make it weird)
• Polyester thread resists bleach (holds up to scrutiny)
• Made to order, no two are exactly alike (but the rules apply to everyone)
• Customizations may have an additional charge (to make it even weirder)

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