Some days adulthood feels like a group project nobody wanted to lead. Bills, responsibilities, endless decisions—hard pass. This towel is your cheeky reminder that sometimes you just need someone older, wiser, or at least better at filing taxes. Perfect for kitchens, bathrooms, or anywhere adulthood is feeling a little… overrated.
Towel Options: • Flour Sack – 28” x 29”: light, crisp, and perfect for snack-fueled “adulting breaks” • Waffle Weave – 15” x 26”: textured and reliable, unlike your last attempt at meal prep • Terrycloth – 16” x 30”: soft, absorbent, and ready for full-on “I quit adulting” days
Sticky Little Details: • Other towel colors may be available upon request • Sizes are approximate and might vary (because adulthood is already unpredictable enough) • Wash before use—consider it the chore you can actually conquer • Thread is polyester and can handle light bleach (unlike you on tax day) • All designs are handmade to order—no two towels (or adulting fails) are exactly alike • Customizations beyond towel type or thread color may have an additional charge
Grab a snack, dodge responsibility, and check out RivetingCrafts.com for more cheeky, adulthood-optional designs and be sure to follow Riveting Crafts on Facebook for sneak peeks, giveaways, and all things gloriously handmade.
