"Better Not Pout" Elf Sweater, Christmas Surveillance Doll Shirt

A Pouting Elf is a Pouch-less Elf—Check the List Twice!

The North Pole's intelligence division requires its operatives to maintain a cheerful façade while on duty. This "Better Not Pout" sweater is the ultimate sartorial reminder for your scout that surveillance is a serious business. Don't let your tiny sentinel forget their mission: tracking infractions and reporting bad attitudes, starting with their own! Failure to comply means an immediate transfer to the coal-sorting department.

Anti-Pout Protocol Details:
• Sweaters are made of fleece to allow stretching: For swift report-writing maneuvers
• Fits standard 12” dolls: Perfect fit for a disciplined operative
• Elf or doll goes into sweaters feet first: Proper entry prevents a temper tantrum
• Elf sweaters are handmade to order: Each unique tool for good behavior

Note: We understand the importance of color coordination for surveillance missions. The fleece color (attitude) and thread colors (intentions) may be changed for peak aesthetics. If no specific color is logged in the mission file, the item will be assembled using colors similar to the pictured prototype. Placement and colors of the disciplinary message may vary.

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