Welcome to the ultimate Christmas Chaos collection! This sassy towel is a necessary intervention for anyone whose holiday spirit is starting to fray around the edges. We’re channeling that bold, humorous energy to remind you (or your favorite stressed-out baker) that a tangled mess is for Christmas lights, not your festive attitude.
Tangle-Free Towel Tactics: • Flour Sack – 28” x 29”: light, crisp, and ready for spills • Waffle Weave – 15” x 26”: textured and soaks up the drama • Terrycloth – 16” x 30”: soft, absorbent, and wipes away stress
Holiday Helper Handbook: • Other towel colors available—requests welcome • Sizes are approximate, like Christmas delivery times • Wash before use, unlike your aunt’s fruitcake • Polyester thread resists bleach (for cleanup after a bad mood) • Made to order, no two are exactly alike (just like snowflakes) • Customizations may have an additional charge, but sass is free
Stop stressing and start wiping up those accidental cocoa spills. Grab your holiday sanity saver and check out RivetingCrafts.com for more festive sass and be sure to follow Riveting Crafts on Facebook for sneak peeks, special offers, and all things gloriously made.
