I greet you as guests and so will not crush the life from you and devour your souls with peals of laughter. No instead I will make some tea. – Gothos
If the House of Chains had a kitchen, this towel would hang front and center. It's dry, dark, and tea-stained with existential dread—just like Gothos’ hospitality. Whether you're keeping a ledger of your grievances or just steeping something strong enough to stare back, this towel says, “I could end you, but instead…I brewed Earl Grey.”
Towel Options:
• Flour Sack – light, crisp, and scornful of lesser linens
• Waffle Weave – textured and layered like an Elder God's sarcasm
• Terrycloth – soft, thirsty, and ready to mop up the aftermath of apocalyptic tea parties
Sticky Little Details:
• Other towel colors may be available upon request
• Sizes are approximate and might vary (chaos is a fundamental principle, after all)
• Wash before use—because Gothos wouldn’t, but you should
• Thread is polyester and resilient enough for undead librarians, and light bleach
• All designs are handmade to order—no two towels (or ascendant rants) are exactly alike
• Customizations beyond Towel Type or thread color may have an additional charge
Put the kettle on, rein in your apocalyptic urges, and check out RivetingCrafts.com for more towels that could terrify a scholar and be sure to follow Riveting Crafts on Facebook for sneak peeks, giveaways, and all things gloriously handmade.
