Intellectual Kitty Towel – Smart Sass for Clever Kitchens and Bathrooms

Paws, glasses, and a tilt — intellectual mischief served.

Meet the bespectacled brainiac who’s mastered the fine art of judgment. This kitty with glasses isn’t here to help you clean — he’s here to observe your technique, question your life choices, and look devastatingly adorable while doing it. Smarts, sass, and a touch of fur: the trifecta of class.

Professor Paw’s Picks:
• Flour Sack – 28” x 29”: light, crisp, top of the class
• Waffle Weave – 15” x 26”: textured, for scholarly spills
• Terrycloth – 16” x 30”: soft, absorbent, honor roll material

Lecture Hall Logistics:
• Other colors available—cat-approved suggestions welcome
• Sizes are approximate; feline chaos affects precision
• Wash before use for full academic excellence
• Polyester thread resists spills, studies, and sass
• Crafted to order; each earns its own diploma
• Custom designs may require extra research fees

Grab your study buddy, embrace the judgmental purr, and check out RivetingCrafts.com for more brainy creations and be sure to follow Riveting Crafts on Facebook for sneak peeks, giveaways, and all things gloriously handmade.