For those days when your to-do list is just “survive,” this towel has your back—catching spills, side-eye, and your latest attempt at grown-uping. Stick it by the sink and let everyone know you’re delegating adulthood to… literally anyone else.
Adulting Options: • Flour Sack – 28” x 29”: light, crisp, and crisis-ready • Waffle Weave – 15” x 26”: textured and chaos-containment • Terrycloth – 16” x 30”: soft, absorbent, and meltdown-proof
Grown-Up-ish Fine Print: • Other towel colors available—just ask the adultier adult • Sizes are approximate and may vary slightly • Wash before first use for peak adulting absorbency • Polyester thread resists light bleaching and life spills • Handmade to order; each is uniquely, charmingly imperfect • Customizations welcome; small fees may apply
Outsource your adulthood to this towel, breathe, and check out RivetingCrafts.com for more sass-infused adulting towels and be sure to follow Riveting Crafts on Facebook for sneak peeks, giveaways, and all things gloriously handmade.
