Oh hey, didn’t see you there... standing in your full glory, radiating unbothered confidence and questionable life choices. This towel? It’s your official residency badge to Auda City—where boundaries are tested, patience is thin, and you are the main character.
Perfect for kitchens, bathrooms, or anywhere else you feel like making a statement that says, “I showed up, showed out, and yes—I said what I said.”
Available on these high-quality, side-eye-worthy towels:
• Flour sack towel — 28" x 29": 28in x 29in (because your sass needs a wide reach)
• Waffle/dobby weave towel — 15" x 26": (serving face and function)
• Terrycloth towel — 16" x 30": (because sometimes, even bad bitches need to dry their hands)
Other towel colors might be available—just ask like you mean it.
Disclaimer: Sizes are approximate, and towel drama may vary. Wash before use. Polyester thread laughs in the face of bleach. Every design is made to order, so placement and color may strut to their own beat. Custom requests beyond towel or thread color may cost extra (but so worth it).
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