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Coffee & Contemplation Kitchen Towel – Retro Alphabet Christmas Lights Home Decor

Coffee & Contemplation Kitchen Towel – Retro Alphabet Christmas Lights Home Decor

Regular price $15.00 USD
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Coffee, Contemplation, and Communication from the Upside Down.

You can't save the world—or even manage a Tuesday—without adequate caffeine and a moment of contemplation. This towel is your passive-aggressive message system to the household: I'm busy brewing and figuring out where I left my keys. With lights reminiscent of a certain mystery basement, consider this your warning sign that strange things happen before the first cup is finished.

Caffeine & Mystery Specs:
• Flour Sack – 28” x 29”: light, crisp, and perfect for contacting others
• Waffle Weave – 15” x 26”: textured and good for solving minor puzzles
• Terrycloth – 16” x 30”: soft, absorbent, and ready for cleanup duty

Hawkins Hideout Details:
• Other towel colors available (Go darker for the mood)
• Sizes are approximate; dimensions may shift slightly after a long night
• Wash before use for absorption power (Necessary for unexpected spills)
• Polyester thread resists spills + sass + demogorgons
• Crafted to order; each is uniquely on-theme (Like finding a new clue)
• Customizations may have an additional charge (We call it the "Gate Fee")

Don't be a mouth-breather—get brewing and check out RivetingCrafts.com for more high-octane household accessories and be sure to follow Riveting Crafts on Facebook for sneak peeks, giveaways, and all things gloriously handmade.

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