Coffee, Contemplation, and Communication from the Upside Down.
You can't save the world—or even manage a Tuesday—without adequate caffeine and a moment of contemplation. This towel is your passive-aggressive message system to the household: I'm busy brewing and figuring out where I left my keys. With lights reminiscent of a certain mystery basement, consider this your warning sign that strange things happen before the first cup is finished.
Caffeine & Mystery Specs: • Flour Sack – 28” x 29”: light, crisp, and perfect for contacting others • Waffle Weave – 15” x 26”: textured and good for solving minor puzzles • Terrycloth – 16” x 30”: soft, absorbent, and ready for cleanup duty
Hawkins Hideout Details: • Other towel colors available (Go darker for the mood) • Sizes are approximate; dimensions may shift slightly after a long night • Wash before use for absorption power (Necessary for unexpected spills) • Polyester thread resists spills + sass + demogorgons • Crafted to order; each is uniquely on-theme (Like finding a new clue) • Customizations may have an additional charge (We call it the "Gate Fee")
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