Survival is a solid baseline for any home cooked meal. This embroidered towel brings the perfect amount of dark humor to your kitchen, ensuring your guests know exactly what stakes they are playing for. It is the ultimate warning label for your culinary adventures, keeping dinner expectations low and laughs exceptionally high.
Survival Fabric Choices:
• Flour Sack – 28” x 29”: perfect for a deadly roast
• Waffle Weave – 15” x 26”: ready to hide the evidence
• Terrycloth – 16” x 30”: ready to absorb mistakes
Warning Label Details:
• Other towel colors available... pick your poison
• Wash before use... clear out workshop dust first
• Polyester thread is bleach proof... tough as bone
• Made to order... unique like your secret recipe
• Customizations cost extra... a true culinary tax
Serve up your sass with a side of survival and check out RivetingCrafts.com for more kitchen comedy and be sure to follow Riveting Crafts on Facebook for sneak peeks, giveaways, and deadly good handmade gear.
