Whatever Just Wash Your Hands Towel – Snarky Mythical Bathroom Humor
Whatever Just Wash Your Hands Towel – Snarky Mythical Bathroom Humor
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Whatever, just wash your hands.
Dragon? Unicorn? Don’t care who claims which stall—this towel is the bathroom bouncer with glittery side-eye. When the splash zone strikes, it breathes fire on grime and sprinkles order on chaos. Legendary clean, zero drama.
Mythic Restroom Options:
• Flour Sack – 28” x 29”: light, crisp, and dragon-fast at drips
• Waffle Weave – 15” x 26”: textured and unicorn-level sparkle
• Terrycloth – 16” x 30”: soft, absorbent, and boss at splashes
Latrine Lore & Care:
• Other towel colors available—dragon/unicorn requests welcome
• Sizes are approximate; magic may add variance
• Wash before use for full mythic buff power
• Polyester thread resists spills, spells, or sass
• Handmade to order; each is uniquely on-theme
• Customizations may have an additional charge
Claim the sink in the name of hygiene and check out RivetingCrafts.com for more mythic bathroom upgrades and be sure to follow Riveting Crafts on Facebook for sneak peeks, giveaways, and all things gloriously handmade.
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